Scissoring

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*** THIS BOOK IS FOR MATURE READERS ONLY *** Maria loves scissoring, she is very good at crafting! She scissors with a few others, but she is longing for a scissor partner for life! Will she get her happy ending? Will she find the perfect scissoring partner? Maria's love for scissoring and her passion for her crafting is very clear in this book! But, it's no fun scissoring on your own, or one night stand type scissoring with others. Maria's journey takes her to a craft show. Will she find her scissoring partner? You'll have to buy the book to find out! You should spend your hard earned money on this book for the following reasons: 1. You like scissoring 2. You want to buy this book for someone who likes scissoring 3. Your name is Maria 4. You enjoy silly, immature but adult themed humour 5. Double meanings make you happy 6. You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time * Reasons to buy are not limited to the 6 listed above. Be creative, think of your own reasons ;)

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