Let's see.... what can we write about these Variety Meats Pencil Toppers? Hmmmmmm.... hold on, we're thinking. Uh, here's something! You can use them to... Well, actually they're not useful for anything. But they're really quite beautiful in a carnal, hunk of meat sort of... Nah, they're more hideous than anything else. Awww, duckfeathers!!! They're just STUPID! Okay? Each handsome box comes with five vinyl cuts of meat that you stick on the end of your pencil or pen. That's all they do, friends. The only reason to buy them is because you know you shouldn't waste your money on such nonsense.
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