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This thing is evil. It shouldn't be this much fun to kill little, innocent bugs. BUT IT IS! You've seen those electric bug zappers at outdoor restaurants and such, right? Every now and then, you hear a sharp "ZAP," telling you that a fly or mosquito has just been toasted. Well, some malicious inventor has put this bug-zapping technology into a tennis racquet! It's easy to use... it's effective... it's good exercise... and it's fun! Whenever a bug flies into your path, you just activate the Tennis Racquet Bug Zapper, take a swing, and if your aim is true...ZAP, no more bug! Yeah, it's pretty sick. But the guys at Stupid Headquarters have been leaving the windows open, hoping flies buzz in so we can use the Racquet. Not hunting season? Who cares! Pick up your Racquet Zapper and go on an exciting bug hunting expedition.
- The Tennis Racquet Bug Zapper come packaged as shown on the left and requires two AA batteries.
- Give one as a gift, or get one for yourself. Either way, you're one sick puppy!
- Racquet is approximately 15" tall.
- Racquet face should not be touched when on.
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