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Unleash the gates of Heaven every time you open your Jesus Wallet. The sound of trumpets, heavenly chorale, and sunshine will burst from within and blast all your hesitations to spend away. You will impress your dates, police officers who ask for your license when you're pulled over, security guards at clubs, waiters, and of course your wonderful mother. Everyone will be enchanted by the large chunk of heaven riding in your Wallet. Don't be surprised if people stop to pray to it. It makes several different glorious sound effects when opened that pacify and spread love amongst the masses.
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