Toss those round, traditional Lollipops in the grass. No one wants to see you licking away on a rainbow swirl anymore. Not when they can see you licking on an infuriated Shark's head. His gnarled teeth just waiting to shred your mouth a new one. He may look scary but he's bringing fresh tides to your tastebuds. His delicious, Blueberry flavoring will have you swimming upstream. Pretend your tongue is a castaway lost at sea and let your Shark slowly creep in on him. This scenario probably won't end well but your mouth will disguise it well behind a smile. Next stop Amity Island!
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