You can take the Man out of the cave but you can never take the Man Cave out of the Man. Man Caves are sacred places of beer and sports worship. Men can be themselves and have no fear of malls, salons or fancy restaurants. Wherever they choose to hang this Sign will serve as a pillar of warning to all who dare enter the realm of real Men. When entering this zone you will instantly sprout chest hair and a six pack (of beer).
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