It's time to respect your elders because you gotta face it they did get to do some of the coolest stuff first. They got to wear the crazy fashions that we now recycle and wear as "vintage". They got to smoke on airplanes (if you like that kind of stuff), they never had to worry about being tied down by cell phones, and of course, they got to see all the coolest bands ever! Take a piece of this Gum and reflect on the possibilities that you're in fact not as cool. You get to see second rate musicians modeled after the real ones you'll never see. It's ok, just ask your elder to tell you all about it. If he or she is anything like our older friends, they'll probably charge. And they'll probably charge you for another piece of Gum. Someone's gotta put the schoolin' in "Old School".
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