There are so many situations this Heart Lollipop makes better. For example, when your girlfriend smashes your car windows with your baseball bat just give her a Heart. When your little brother falls on the pavement and scrapes his knees, give him a Heart. When you open your barbecue and find a giant hornets nest inside, throw them a Heart. Make everyone and everything so much better with these anatomically correct Heart Lollipops. Most people will be overwrought by your generosity and accept the gift. However, others may continue to smash or violate the Heart and that's when you tell them they just released the curse. Say bye bye to love... FOREVER!
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