Oh you tricky Ghosts, I knew I felt something sticky under my desk! Ghosts love putting Boogers everywhere and until now no one's ever realized how delicious these little tidbits could be. So we've scraped and gathered all these Ghost Boogers for your palate. You'll be spooked at the mystery fruit flavor in each translucent Boogie. These Boogers are crunchy and tangy, just the way you like them. Moral of the story: the next time you come across a haunted locale, hunt those suckers down and get yourself some Boogers! Pretend your frightened then grab their sprightly tails and hold them down. Jab your finger into the Ghost nose and get to digging. It's a difficult process but well worth the harvest. I mean they don't call 'em "BOO-gers" for nothing.
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