Emergency Bowtie

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We all get to those low down, sketchy points in our lives. It seems almost impossible to get back in the game after sinking this low. Your good looks ain't gonna cut it anymore. You need something else to get you back in the race but it's not too late yet. Look at the crumpled pile of trash you once called dignity and you may see something shiny and red peeking from from the rubble. It's an Emergency Bowtie! The fabled and legendary accessory is real and in your possession. Rip open the Tin and place that Bowtie right where it belongs. Voila! You are at the top of your game and nobody will remember a single, despicable thing you've done. Think of it as a second chance, or in my case a fifteenth chance! You'll be smooth, poised, aristocratic and highly respected in an instant.

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