We'll describe this as best we can, but you won't truly appreciate how STUPID this thing is until you hear it. The Crazy Pig Keychain looks and feels like a cute, plush pig. When you press his pig belly, he starts saying "oink, oink." We don't mean the oink SOUND a pig makes. Rather, it's the voice of some guy saying "oink." Then he starts laughing and howling like a COMPLETE IDIOT, yelling "oink" and snorting now and then. When we show the Crazy Pig Keychain to people, we get the same two reactions: 1) they crack up and 2) they ask us to give them one. So buy one before we give them all away.
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