The best things in life go best with a Corn Dog. So as you shop at Stupid.com slather on some delicious Corn Dog Lip Balm. This tube of pure deep fried Corny Dog goodness is sure to send the neighborhood into full-fledged party mode. Roll out the snow cone makers, cotton candy toothpicks, Marshmallow Weapons, Bacon Popcorn and all the goodies you can imagine. This delicious Lip Balm goes great with lemonade, Icees and nachos. Basically, you"re a walking boardwalk carnival minus the rowdy kids. The smell of the Corn Dogs will fill your nostrils daily and keep you satisfied during work and in the classroom. Your boss will always yell "Alright, who"s eating Corndogs?" and you"ll giggle to yourself. That is, until your boss plants a giant smooch on your Lips and smuggles your Corn Dog glory from your Lips to his.
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