Car Mustache

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Your Car represents you, and you're extremely cool. Please take the appropriate actions to solidify your coolness. The Simple truth is: your Car needs a Mustache to be as cool as you. Get your finely groomed Car Mustache here and be sure to set a fire in everyones heart. Your car will look more expensive, more classic, more talented, and more debonair than any other Car out there. Man, you sure are lucky to have such a nice Stache. The Car Mustache is easy to put on your car and is easily brushed and styled per occasion. Your Car may not have an upper lip but no one needs to know that.

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