All of your questions will be answered by the powerful and highly knowledgeable, magical Gnome. Give him the question and prepare for the only wise and true answer in this realm. Some of his excellent responses include: "The grass isn't always greener", "stay off the grass" and "free the lawn slaves!". These little beacons of wisdom will change your life, bring new light into the darkness and make your wildest dreams come true. He works much like the magic 8 ball in that you shake him and turn him over to reveal his answer.
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