Anita Dick Likes to Screw (Banned Children's Books

Anita Dick Likes to Screw is a hilariously cheeky, adults-only parody that turns simple handyman tasks into a series of wink-and-nod double entendres

Anita Dick Likes to Screw is a hilariously cheeky, adults-only parody that turns simple handyman tasks into a series of wink-and-nod double entendres you’ll never forget. Anita Dick isn’t your average handywoman—she’s got a drill in her grip, a wiggle in her hip, and a toolkit full of perfectly placed innuendos. From tightening stubborn nuts to giving loose screws the attention they deserve, Anita’s got the skills to make every project come out just right. In this rhyming, picture-book-style comedy for grown-ups, you’ll follow Anita as she: Works her wood until every joint is perfectly aligned Oils each shaft so it slides smooth and free Goes down on the screws until the floor is firm and satisfied Leaves the neighborhood men begging for just one more “fix-up” visit With playful rhymes, clever wordplay, and a storyline that straddles the line between innocent and suggestive, Anita Dick Likes to Screw is perfect for fans of adult humor, novelty books, and gag gifts that get everyone laughing (and maybe blushing). Whether you’re buying it for yourself, gifting it to a friend with a sense of humor, or making it the hit of the next bachelor/bachelorette party, this book will have everyone talking long after Anita’s called it a day. Warning: This book may cause uncontrollable laughter, double takes from the neighbors, and an irresistible urge to “tighten your own loose screws.”

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