Geezer Glasses

Click to get Geezer Glasses Item ID: #3029
In Stock

Best Price Express Delivery

Geezers are a hot commodity these days. They're so hard to find that their market value has sky-rocketed. You may know someone who's a true Geezy Geezer on the inside but his or her exterior may be too pretty, manicured, or normal. These special Glasses allow them to become the full-embodiment of their true nature. People can see them for their gnarled, disfigured and highly offensive natural essence. Give someone you love (or don't love as much) the chance to be the Geezer they have the potential to be. Latex nose, synthetic hair eyebrows and nostril accent hair all included!

Get This
Redneck Button Keychain
Car Eyelashes
Cat Butt Air Freshener
Spinmallow - Automatic Marshmallow Turner
Chalk Columns
Doctor Who: Tardis Tea Pot
No "L" Xmas Button
Ghostbusters: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Piggy Bank
Gummi Deli Breakfast (3 Pack)
Disgusting Gummy Critters
Free Shipping On Orders Over $99 In The United States At