Crime Scene Toilet Paper

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Face it -- There are times when the bathroom is worse than any crime scene you'll see on CSI. Perhaps you're the most frequent perpetrator, or maybe it's Dad or even Grandma. But regardless of who's responsible for the carnage, the bathroom is often not for the squeamish. And with that disgusting image in mind, is delighted to bring you Crime Scene Toilet Paper. It's a large roll of genuine toilet paper, but it looks like the Crime Scene Tape used by law enforcement agencies everywhere. We have a roll in the restroom at World Headquarters -- When things are especially toxic, we hang an extra few squares over the doorknob as a friendly warning. Believe it or not, Crime Scene Toilet Paper is actually soft and a pleasure to wipe with. (Yeah, we know that was crude. Toilet Paper commercials never actually mention what their product is made for -- they're always squeezing and sniffing, but nobody ever brings up butt wiping.) Just be happy we decided not to show you the video demonstration.

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