Chinese Mustache

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Channel the inner Chinese wiseman with this long mustache. You will look wise, worldy and ready to crack some skulls at a moments notice. You have mastered the fine art of fooling others by looking stupid to hide the inner badass! Mustache is self adhesive, available in black only.

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